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Lyrics
Allstate
- Twelve drummers drumming
- Eleven pipers piping
- Ten lords a-leaping
- Nine ladies dancing
- Eight maids a-milking
- Seven swans a-swimming
- Six geese a-laying
- Five golden rings
- Four calling birds
- Three French hens
- Two turtle doves
- And a partridge in a pear tree
2010
- On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
- Twelve trees-a-rolling
- Eleven puppies eating
- Ten pipes-a-bursting
- Nine ladies jogging
- Eight flags-a-flying
- Seven dishes falling
- Six teens-a-texting
- Five snowy roofs!
- Four icy roads
- Three frozen deer
- Two turtle doves
- And a shaky shaky shaky shaky tree
2011
- Twelve trees-a-rolling
- Eleven streakers streaking
- Ten toddlers screaming
- Nine maids-a-jogging
- Eight teens-a-texting
- Seven pipes-a-bursting
- Six refs-a-fleeing
- Five blind spots!
- Four snowy roofs
- Three shaky trees
- Two turtle doves
- And a GPS you failed to update
2017
- 12 trees-a-rolling
- 11 joggers jogging
- 10 toddlers tossing
- 9 drivers texting
- 8 cleaners falling
- 7 branches snapping
- 6 phones-a-buzzing
- 5 flaming grills
- 4 techy dashboards
- 3 clogged toilets
- 2 frozen deer
- and a snowy, snowy, snowy, snowy roof.
2018
- On the 3rd day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
- 3 frozen deer
- On the 5th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me... (And now for the rings.)
- 5 swallowed rings
- On the 7th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
- 7 drivers texting
- On the 9th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
- 9 grills-a-smoking
- On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
- 12 trees-a-tipping
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