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Lyrics

Allstate

  • Twelve drummers drumming
  • Eleven pipers piping
  • Ten lords a-leaping
  • Nine ladies dancing
  • Eight maids a-milking
  • Seven swans a-swimming
  • Six geese a-laying
  • Five golden rings
  • Four calling birds
  • Three French hens
  • Two turtle doves
  • And a partridge in a pear tree

2010

  • On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
  • Twelve trees-a-rolling
  • Eleven puppies eating
  • Ten pipes-a-bursting
  • Nine ladies jogging
  • Eight flags-a-flying
  • Seven dishes falling
  • Six teens-a-texting
  • Five snowy roofs!
  • Four icy roads
  • Three frozen deer
  • Two turtle doves
  • And a shaky shaky shaky shaky tree

2011

  • Twelve trees-a-rolling
  • Eleven streakers streaking
  • Ten toddlers screaming
  • Nine maids-a-jogging
  • Eight teens-a-texting
  • Seven pipes-a-bursting
  • Six refs-a-fleeing
  • Five blind spots!
  • Four snowy roofs
  • Three shaky trees
  • Two turtle doves
  • And a GPS you failed to update

2017

  • 12 trees-a-rolling
  • 11 joggers jogging
  • 10 toddlers tossing
  • 9 drivers texting
  • 8 cleaners falling
  • 7 branches snapping
  • 6 phones-a-buzzing
  • 5 flaming grills
  • 4 techy dashboards
  • 3 clogged toilets
  • 2 frozen deer
  • and a snowy, snowy, snowy, snowy roof.

2018

  • On the 3rd day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
  • 3 frozen deer
  • On the 5th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me... (And now for the rings.)
  • 5 swallowed rings
  • On the 7th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
  • 7 drivers texting
  • On the 9th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
  • 9 grills-a-smoking
  • On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
  • 12 trees-a-tipping
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