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Allstate

• Twelve drummers drumming
• Eleven pipers piping
• Ten lords a-leaping
• Nine ladies dancing
• Eight maids a-milking
• Seven swans a-swimming
• Six geese a-laying
• Five golden rings
• Four calling birds
• Three French hens
• Two turtle doves
• And a partridge in a pear tree

2010

• On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
• Twelve trees-a-rolling
• Eleven puppies eating
• Ten pipes-a-bursting
• Nine ladies jogging
• Eight flags-a-flying
• Seven dishes falling
• Six teens-a-texting
• Five snowy roofs!
• Four icy roads
• Three frozen deer
• Two turtle doves
• And a shaky shaky shaky shaky tree

2011

• Twelve trees-a-rolling
• Eleven streakers streaking
• Ten toddlers screaming
• Nine maids-a-jogging
• Eight teens-a-texting
• Seven pipes-a-bursting
• Six refs-a-fleeing
• Five blind spots!
• Four snowy roofs
• Three shaky trees
• Two turtle doves
• And a GPS you failed to update

2017

• 12 trees-a-rolling
• 11 joggers jogging
• 10 toddlers tossing
• 9 drivers texting
• 8 cleaners falling
• 7 branches snapping
• 6 phones-a-buzzing
• 5 flaming grills
• 4 techy dashboards
• 3 clogged toilets
• 2 frozen deer
• and a snowy, snowy, snowy, snowy roof.

2018

• On the 3rd day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
• 3 frozen deer
• On the 5th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me... (And now for the rings.)
• 5 swallowed rings
• On the 7th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
• 7 drivers texting
• On the 9th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
• 9 grills-a-smoking
• On the 12th day of Christmas, Mayhem gave to me...
• 12 trees-a-tipping